Monday, January 26, 2009

IT'S IMPORTANT TO SPEAK JAPANESE (joke)


The neighbor went to visit his japanese best friend at the Intensive Care Unit, because he had a serious automobile accident.

He found his friend, fill of tubes. There were in his nose, in his arms and all over his small body. He stood close to him, in silent. He was next to his bed watching the sad situation.

Suddenly, the japanese, closed his eyes and started to scream:
        SAKARO AOTA NAKAMY ANYOBA SUSHI, MASHUTA, MASHUTA, MASHUTA!!!!!!!!!

After these words, he opened his mouth and died. The last words from these special friend, he will never forget.

At his funeral, he met his mother and his widow, hugging them, he asked: Mrs. Fumiko and Mrs. Shakita, my friend, seconds before he died, he told me these words that I can't forget.
        SAKARO AOTA NAKAMY ANYOBA SUSHI, MASHUTA, MASHUTA, MASHUTA!!!!!!!

What does it means?

Mrs. Fumiko, immediately fainted and the widow looked at him surprise.

What does it means??? He asked again.

The widow looked at him and said:

       GET OFF THE FREAKING OXYGEN HOSE, YOU IDIOT IDIOT, IDIOT!!!!!!!! 





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